I think this blog needs to be pop-culture / sports based so I am gonna turn around from the first blog and maybe try to find some sort of subject to go off of. I would probably be a far better on air content personality than blogger, but as far as you are concerned I am pretty fucking awesome at both (thanks for the compliment in advance, just let me know if I use parenthases too much). I don't really read the news minus twitter headlines or CNN or BBC headlines, so I am shooting from the hip here.

In college I would just find a passage from a text book I found mildly intriguing and just decide to write a story on that, the shitty thing now is that the only things I find entertaining are the Patriots, Red Sox, Celtics, porn and the internet as a whole. Did that guy from Making a Murder kill that person? Don't know, really just don't care, anyone that dumb should be in jail regardless wasn't a hard choice on the jurys behalf if you ask me. I watched the first 3 episodes, was sick of that dumb show and then read the wikipedia page for the rest of the details. I would recommend doing the same minus watching the first few episodes, go right to wikipedia.

Little known fact, I was born in the great state of Wisconsin thus I can make fun of it and not feel bad about it. If you want a great experience, drive about 6 hours north of Chicago into the state of Wisconsin in the dead of winter and find any bar you can. If you are a normal human who lives in a city I promise it will be amazing.

 Our culture is so stupid. I almost think white people would think I was being racist towards them if I began to express my feelings. I am a white male from fucking Massachusetts grew up on Paul Revere Road and I am confident that all of my thoughts would offend every white person I know. I'm not trying to be cool or anything just trying to migrate the thoughts of this simpleton brain from one to another.

I hate getting shit done at the most inopportune moments. Why couldn't I have been fucking productive this morning, has to be 4am and then I get the privilege to be tired as balls tomorrow or today because its today and I need to be back up functioning in 4 hours (5 hours unless you count being on the train as functioning because I routinely take up two seats and sleep the whole ride away). Multi-day train rides in China will teach you how to sleep anywhere.

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What does everyone care about? I personally don't care about much of anything, I am also a shitty human being. I have come this far being a bad person, no reason to think I can't go further doing exactly what I am doing. Logic seems sound there, I will even go as far to say that it is rock solid. Shittiest part about being myself is that I have the ability / opportunity to mold myself into whoever the fuck I want to be. I want to be a CFA I could probably do it, I want to direct a movie I could probably do it, I want to be nice to everyone all the time? Ge the fuck out of here. So instead of doing all the good in the world, I drink like a fish, chew endless amounts of tobacco, dabble in other questionably legal substances, and barely ever speak to my mother, father or any of my 4 younger siblings. Why would you read my shit? Probably because you just need someone to make you feel better about your life (thats actually the only guess I have). If you had found someone who could do that then you probably wouldn't be here, and I wouldn't be writing because there'd be someone elses misery to drown in other than my own. My girlfriend (my mother, doctor, brother, father cousin are all in cahoots fucking me over each and every day asking how I feel and shit) says I need an outlet to vent. Well, thankfully this is fairly anonomous and I get to say and do whatever I please. Can't actually do anything but I can sure as shit write whatever I want.